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Pachyderms outdo people in cross-species chow bout (AP) AP - In the fight of pachyderms vs. people — the pachyderms now have the upper trunk.

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New Zealand airline issues nude safety video (AP) AP - New Zealand's national airline has adopted a cheeky way to encourage passengers to watch its in-flight safety video: The cabin crew's uniforms are nothing but body paint.

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NYPD rookie makes arrest moments after graduation (AP) AP - A New York Police Department rookie just couldn't wait to get started.

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Illinois cabbie uses deodorant to disarm attacker (AP) AP - Police in suburban Chicago say a taxi driver who didn't have Mace handy when he was attacked by a knife-wielding passenger instead disarmed the man with a can of aerosol deodorant.

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Calif. students get X-rated version of class DVD (AP) AP - A Northern California elementary school teacher sent her students home for the summer with a video of class memories, only the DVD included six seconds of her having sex on a couch.

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"Great Train Robber" is refused parole (Reuters) Reuters - "Great Train Robber" Ronnie Biggs lost his long-running bid for early jail release on Wednesday after the British government said he should not be allowed out on parole because he was "wholly unrepentant."

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